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迈克和茉莉
记得我还是小女孩的时候 曾在我爸爸的农场里干活 I remember when I was a little girl working on my daddy's farm.
翻译: Sherry Meg 林笑眉
拜托 别给我讲故事 Oh, please don't tell me a story.
给你讲个故事吧 Let me tell you a story.
校对: 皮皮
那时我是个温顺的小姑娘 I was a meek little thing,
连自己的影子和我要阉割的小羊都令我害怕 scared of my own shadow and the sheep I had to castrate.
后期: 秋小豚
你在那学的阉割吗 That's where you learned it?
我得自己打水 自己做衣服 I had to pump my own water, make my own clothes,
压制: 三九度一
如果玉米收成不好 我们就得饿着 and if the crop didn't get in, well, we all went hungry.
就在我以为自己的生活 Just when I thought my life
糟到不能再糟的时候 couldn't possibly get any worse,
一个开着56年漫步者的城里小伙 a city fella in a '56 Rambler
在我家门口停下问路 pulled up to the house and asked for directions.
是Mike的爸爸吗 Was that Mike's dad?
才不是 这是个真男人 Hell no. This was a real man.
穿着三件套西装和硬皮鞋 Wore a three-piece suit with hard shoes
散发着被春雨洗涤后的松林的气息 and smelled like a pine forest after a spring rain.
好诗意啊 Peggy That's very poetic, Peggy.
他对我做的事可不怎么诗意 What he did to me wasn't poetic.
下流的事 It was filthy.
- 但是我很喜欢 - 等等 等等 等等 - And I loved it. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
我得记下来 继续 Got to write it down. Go.
看看你 又开始写啦 Look at you, writing again.
对啊 新故事 讲述在一个马德里克山区 Yeah, a new story about a young girl coming of age
贫瘠的农场里 一个年轻女子如何长大成人 on a hardscrabble farm at the base of the Mudlick Mountains.
马德里克 真奇怪 Mudlick? Th-That's weird.
我妈就是在马德里克的一个农场长大的 My mom grew up on a farm in Mudlick.
噢 不是吧 Aw, no!
知道吗 我们可以写写我的玩伴们的成长经历 You know, we could write about my playmates growing up.
我最好的朋友是只鸡 My best friend was a chicken.
我叫他George Hamilton Named him George Hamilton
美国影星 1959年开始银幕生涯
因为他就是那般的帅 on account of he was just as handsome
而且也是棕色的 and just as brown.
是哦 Sure.
知道吗 一只不会飞的鸟是一个孩子的绝佳宠物 You know, a flightless bird is a wonderful pet for a child.
除非你老爸脾气暴躁 That is unless your father has a mean streak
而且爱吃罐焖鸡 and a taste for cacciatore.
你觉得这条裙子咋样 What do you think of this dress?
哦 我的天嘞 Oh, for God's sake.
你十分钟不去想那个派对会死吗 Can you not think about that party for ten minutes?
哦 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
你每天都会收到大型文学派对的邀请吗 我可没有 Do you get invited to big literary parties every day? 'Cause I don't.
啊 谁知道呢 Ah, who knows?
自打我控告那个邮递员偷我的杂志附赠的香水卡之后 I don't get much mail since I accused the postman
我就很少收到信件了 of stealing the perfume cards out of my magazines.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
去试试这条裙子 咱们今天干得够多了 To try on this dress. We've done enough work for the day.
我们还什么都没干呢 We haven't done a thing!
说你自己的吧 我找到了一条裙子呢 Well, speak for yourself. I found a dress.
继续嗡嗡吧 混蛋们 Keep buzzing, you bastards.
你们的恐怖统治就要结束了 Your reign of terror is about to end.
别透漏消息给它们 笑着挥手就行了 Don't tip 'em off. Just smile and wave.
你好 黄蜂们 我就是来查看一下信箱 Hello, wasps! Just looking for the mail!
好 我们有一次机会烧掉他们的老巢 All right, we got one chance to torch their nest.
你必须得保证不让火柴灭掉 You got to make sure you keep that match lit.
嘿 我知道自己的活 Hey, I got my end.
你就操心瞄准那个发胶吧 You just worry about aiming that Aqua Net.
你们确定不要找别人吗 Are you sure you don't want to call somebody?
至少也得找够三个臭皮匠吧 Or at least wait for a third stooge?
用不着 我们能搞定 Nonsense. We got it.
而且 Carl在忙 Besides, Carl was busy.
够了 我受不了啦 That's it. I can't take it anymore.
把门廊让给它们得了 Just give 'em the porch.
不 今天就会结束 No. It ends today.
你敢叮我的秃头 我就烧你的老窝 You sting my bald head, I burn down your house.
这就是芝加哥的行事风格 It's the Chicago way.
等一下 这是你为了那个大派对准备的裙子 Wait a minute. Is that your dress for the big party?
对 是的 它有点 Yeah, it is. It's a little...
对于休闲酒会来说 有点太华丽 a little flashy for cocktail casual,
不过我转念一想 嘿 就这一次机会 but I thought, hey, you only come up once,
得让他们好好瞧瞧这位后起之秀 so they're gonna see this up-and-comer coming.
啥 什么派对 What-what party?
哦 没什么啦 Oh, it's nothing.
就是跟一群啰嗦的知识分子们一起的无聊聚会 It's just a stuffy get-together with a bunch of long-winded intellectuals.
呃 Ugh.
没错 我就知道你不喜欢 所以你不用去啦 Exactly. I knew you'd hate it, and that's why you don't have to go.
哦 不 我会去的 Oh, no, I'm coming.
不 Mike 真的 你 No, Mike, seriously, you are...
这次放你一马 you are off the hook.
宝贝 我们都结婚这么久了 Sweetie, I've been married too long
你的套路我还不清楚吗 to fall for that one, all right?
这就像那个经典的"我不需要生日礼物" That's the old "I don't need a birthday gift,"
"诚实地评价一下我的发型" "Be honest about my haircut,"
"看A片就告诉我 我不介意的" 不上当了 "Just tell me if you watch porn. I don't care." Nah.
不用了 我会去那个派对 No, sir. I will be at that party
这样你就能在那群文化人面前炫耀我了 so you can show me off to all your highbrow friends.
对 其实吧 你真的不用陪我出席 Yeah. The-the thing is you really don't need to do it...
不 不 不 不 不 我会去的 说定了 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. I am going, and that is that.
准备好了吗 You ready to do this?
我打出生起就准备好了 I was born ready.
Joyce 开门 Joyce, get the door.
冲 冲 冲啊 Go! Go! Go!
噢 我的火柴灭了 Oop! My match went out!
那就赶快再点一根 我的发胶快喷完了 Well, light another one! My can's almost empty!
太晚了 这是个局 Too late! It was a setup!
他们知道我们要来 啊 They knew we were coming! Aah!
天啊 我全身都是黄蜂 God, they're all over me!
我们是不是该做点啥 Should we do something?
说得对 我去拿照相机 You're right. I'll get the camera.
迈克和茉莉
第五季 第十六集
电波诚译
- 嘿 - 你家病号咋样了 - Hey. - How's your patient?
作为一个吞了三只黄蜂的人来说 Well, for a guy who swallowed three hornets,
他挺好的 he's doing pretty good.
Vince也一团糟 Vince is a mess, too.
我是说 我们还是有滚床单 可是 I mean, we still made love, but...
噢 他饱经疼痛 oh, he was in a lot of pain.
说真的 我们有必要知道吗 Really? Do we need to know that?
你先问的 You asked.
没人问 Nobody asked.
Mike还能去你的派对吗 Is Mike still gonna be able to go to your party?
不 他说能去 不过我得劝他留在家里 No. He says he is, but I'm gonna encourage him to stay home.
好让他休息 So he can rest?
当然 Sure.
你不想让他去 You don't want him to go.
什 我没说过这话 W... I didn't say that.
那你怎么说 Well, what are you saying?
我是说 那个派对会有一群 I'm saying that there's gonna be
无聊的高学历知识分子参加 a bunch of stuffy, overeducated intellectuals there
他跟那群人没有一丁点共同话题 and he's not gonna have anything in common with them.
因为他蠢 Because he's dumb?
不是 No.
因为你怕他会说蠢话 Because you're afraid he'll say something dumb.
不是 No.
怎么的 What?
熟悉的一幕啊 你不想让你的"家人" Seems very familiar, you not wanting your "Family"
去参加你的活动 to go to your events.
你 你干嘛要给"家人"添引号 Why-why did you air-quote "Family"?
抱歉啊 我让你"丢脸"了吗 I'm sorry. Did I "Embarrass" You?
没有 因为我不知道你在"做"什么 No. Because I don't know what you're "Doing."
她不过是揭露你的黑历史 She's just pointing out that you have a history
你总是在需要抛头露面的时候 of hiding us bumpkins in the attic
把我们这些土包子藏起来 when it's time to meet the public.
没有的事 That is not true.
哦 拜托 Oh, please.
上一次我听说有家长会 还是你五年级的时候 The last parent-teacher conference I even heard about was fifth grade.
还不是因为你从不穿内衣 That's because you would never wear underwear.
你坐在那小书桌上 向全世界展现"内在美" You'd sit in those little desks, showing it to the world.
你的成绩一直是A 不是吗 You got straight A's, didn't you?
那是因为我好好学了 Because I studied.
谁知道呢 We'll never know.
那些黄蜂真是给够我颜色看了 Boy, those wasps really got me good, huh?
至少派对上我有趣事说了 Well, at least I'll have a fun story to tell at your party.
也许不说这个事比较好 Oh, maybe you shouldn't tell that one.
为什么不 Why not?
Mike 你屁股被一群黄蜂蛰了 Mike, you got your ass kicked by a bunch of wasps.
我知道啊 这才好笑嘛 I know. That's why it's funny.
另外 当你输得心服口服时 Besides, you know, you get beat fair and square,
你得向赢家脱帽致敬 you got to tip your hat to the victor.
但他们是和你一起笑好呢 还是 Yeah, but are they laughing with you or...
笑就是笑好么 他们会爱上 Hey, laughing's laughing. And they're gonna love the part
我用发胶把Vince的睫毛黏上了的那段故事的 where I Aqua Netted Vince's eyelashes shut.
我真希望我能看到那幕 I wish I could've seen that.
Vince也是 Yeah, so does Vince.
哦 是么 Oh, yeah...
你知道么 我不觉得这会是 You know what? I-I don't think this is gonna be the...
人们交流故事的那种派对 the kind of party where people are telling stories and...
我以为是说故事新秀的派对呢 I thought it was a party for up-and-coming storytellers.
是的没错 It is, it is.
但你要知道那是他们的工作 But, you know, that's their job.
他们下班了 给他们消停一会吧 They're off the clock. Let's give 'em the night off.
- 我总得说点什么呀 - 是吗 - Well, I gotta talk about something. - Do you?
- 你说啥 - 你说啥 - What? - What?
不是 No,
我就是说 I'm-I'm just saying,
他们特别自我 these people are so full of themselves,
他们会一直说个不停 they're gonna do most of the talking.
只需要你坐那 You just have to sit there
听着假装很有兴趣 这就够了 and listen and just pretend to be interested. That's it.
这简单 我跟她一直这样 It's easy. I do it with her all the time.
妈 Ma.
没 她没说错 No, she's-she's not wrong.
话有点刻薄 A little mean,
但在理 but not wrong.
你懂的 You know,
这些人不过是 these people just...
永远想超过你一截 they're always trying to one-up you.
不是来聊天的 是来攀比的 It's not a conversation. It's a competition.
我懂了 I got you.
就像Carl开始聊R&B音乐一样 It's like when Carl starts talking about R & B music.
知道我怎么对付他么 You know what I do?
我就揉鼻子 暗示他有鼻屎 I rub my nose, hinting that he has a booger.
然后他就满脑子都是鼻屎了 Then that's all he can think about.
他也就不会喋喋不休地聊Marvin Gaye的父亲 Yeah, and then instead of going on and on
而是会去找纸巾了 about Marvin Gaye's dad, he's running for a napkin.
美国著名歌手 音乐人 1984年愚人节被父亲开枪打死
好吧 不过我不确定 Yeah, I... I don't know
派对上的那些人 that these are the types of people
是不是能用虚幻鼻屎摆脱掉的类型 that you're gonna throw off with a phantom booger.
你知道么 You know?
他们只会以为你有鼻屎 They'll just assume you have one.
顺便说一句 你真的有 Which you kind of do, by the way.
不 那就是根长鼻毛 Nah, that's just a big hair.
等到了我就拔了它 I'll yank it in the parking lot when we get there.
噢 Oh!
谢了 妈 Thanks, Ma.
哦 Oh.
啊 没栏杆啊 Uh, no railing.
挺 挺别致的 Very... very chic.
这绝对不符合安全规范 There's no way this meets code.
- 妈 抓住我的胳膊 - 我没事 - Ma, hold my arm. - I'm fine.
不是为了你 是为我 Not for you; for me.
这地儿真美 This place is beautiful.
这有打游戏的地方么 You think they got the game on somewhere?
Mike 这些人连电视都不看的 Mike, these kinds of people don't watch television.
如果他们问起来 我们也不看 If they ask, neither do we.
那有鱼缸么 How about a fish tank?
有能盯着看的东西么 Anything to look at?
哦这挺有趣的 Well, this has been fun.
- 可以走了么 - 不可以 - Ready to go? - No.
我们要待到公布新作家才行 We gotta stick around until the new author announcements.
这才是我们来的原因 That's the whole reason we came.
行吧 我得灌点酒下去 Fine. I got to get a few drinks in me
如果他们想上下打量我 if they're gonna parade me up and down
像打量狗展上的西施犬一样 like a shih tzu at a dog show.
我觉得那雕像刚刚动了 I think that statue just moved.
那是因为是真人 That's because it's a real person.
不是吧 你确定 No! Are you serious?
Mike 你别碰人家 Mike, leave him alone.
还记得公园里的牛仔机器人么 Remember the robot cowboy in the park?
你一直对着他耳朵吹气 但人家不喜欢 You kept blowing in his ear... he didn't like it.
如果装不好要扮演的角色 Well, if you can't stay in character,
就别把自己刷成银色的啊 don't paint yourself silver.
我的老天 我想那是Jean Thompson Oh, my God, I think that's Jean Thompson.
美国当代畅销书作家 已出版二十多部作品
她写的<我们离家那一年> She wrote .
那今年就是我不读那书的一年 Well, this will be the year that I don't read that.
她来这边了 She's coming this way.
你去找一下你妈比较好 Maybe you should go find your mother.
好吧 但是如果她很无聊的话 All right, fine, but I'll come back
我会回来拯救你的 and rescue you if she's as boring...
嗯嗯嗯 好好好 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine, fine, fine.
那好吧 All right.
你真牛 You're good.
别急着走 有什么吃的呀 Not so fast. What have we got here?
烤蟹肉云吞 Baked crab on wontons.
嗯 Mmm.
你怎么不说是真蟹肉 Why didn't you tell me it was real crab?
哇这有什么好吃的 Oh, what do we have here?
- 真蟹肉 - 算了 你走吧 - Real crab. - All right, keep it moving.
妈 你就跟这群人待着了哈 So this is your new crowd, huh, Ma?
你逗我吗 我是被迫的好么 You kidding? I'm only here because I have to.
我跟这些装腔作势的人完全不一样 I got nothing in common with these poseurs,
只会互拍马屁 kissing each other's asses.
等一下 Wait a minute.
我觉得她就是 I think that's the lady
写<炖锅秘籍>的那个人 who wrote .
你从那偷学做墨西哥砂锅鸡的是不 Oh, is that where you got that tamale casserole?
是是是 走走走 Yep, yep, yep. Bye, bye, bye.
我觉得这作品并不是很 See, I didn't find the piece so much about desolation
- 凄凉悲怆 - 嗯 - as loneliness. - Mm-hmm.
我 I...
我 我是说 嗯 I mean, what I... what I was saying is that, uh,
在它外表之下 它描述了发人深思的 underneath it all, it's really just a-a sobering
人类状态 account of the human condition.
那是啥 What is?
我们刚刚在聊 We were just discussing
她极具有感染力的短篇小说 her powerful short story.
我最爱短篇小说了 Oh, I love short stories!
<可以更好><一分钟疑案> Better yet... A minute mystery.
是你们中谁写的么 Any of you guys ever write one of those?
我知道我是个警察 I mean, I know I'm a cop,
但每次最后知道是谁做的 我都会被惊到 but I'm always surprised by who did it.
哈 你真是可爱啊 Ah, you are such a stitch!
这位是你的丈夫么 Is this your husband?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
你好 我是Mike Biggs Hey! Mike Biggs.
很高兴认识你 顺便说一句 Nice to meet you. By the way, if you guys
如果你们喜欢小汉堡 超推荐这个 like mini-hamburgers, highly recommended.
我们还在谈话呢 Kind of in the middle of a conversation.
如果你吃了这个 Well, if you eat one of these babies,
你就只会聊它了 that's all you're gonna be talking about.
好吧 总之 就像我之前说的 Anyway, uh, as I was saying,
我真的 嗯 呃 I-I really, um... uh...
我觉得 有时 it... I think sometimes...
我压根不记得我之前聊什么了 Now I don't remember what I was talking about.
我们聊这些汉堡呢 We're talking about these burgers.
是你在聊那些汉堡 No, you were talking about the burgers.
我们在聊她的 We were talking about her...
震撼动人的短篇小说 powerful and moving short story.
嘿我有个故事 Hey, I got a story.
你们试过跟 Any of you guys ever go toe-to-toe
一走廊的黄蜂对峙过么 with a porch full of wasps, huh?
你们真得看看我的后背 You ought to see my back, man.
就跟一条气泡膜一样 It's like a strip of bubble wrap.
一直到这儿呢 Goes all the way to here.
Mike 够了 Mike! Stop it!
别这么蠢好不好 Don't be stupid.
我是说 I mean...
我是说傻乎乎 I mean silly.
恩 我知道你啥意思 Yeah, I know what you meant.
Mike Mike.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你正在谈我的故事呢 You were saying about my story?
我不知道 我就没看过 I don't know. I didn't read it.
拿着 Here.
- 什么东西 - 停车票 - What's this? - It's the valet ticket.
你跟Molly开车吧 You and Molly take the car.
我要走了 I'm heading out.
你在这儿呢 Oh! There you are.
是啊 我要走了 Yeah, I'm just leaving.
- 别这样 - 听着 - Oh, come on. - Look.
你又不想让我在这儿 You don't want me here.
我也丢够你的脸了 I've already embarrassed you enough.
好好享受你的派对吧 Just enjoy your party.
但是咱们还是好好的吧 对不 But we're good, right?
他会没事的 He'll be fine.
顺便说一下 别戳她屁股 By the way, don't bother poking her ass.
她是个真人 She's real.
而且那真是个势利的派对 Yeah, and it was a real snobby party, too.
真的螃蟹 假的不的了的人 Real crab, fake people.
这两样互换一下就好了 I prefer it the other way around.
Molly还装腔作势 And Molly was putting on airs like...
一副很适应的样子 like she was buying into the whole thing.
如果就我们俩 她也会取笑他们的 If it was just us, she would've been making fun of it, too.
我就是不敢相信她说你蠢 See, I just can't believe she called you stupid.
我是说你确实有很多特点 I mean you're a lot of things
- 自大 - 孩子气 - Big headed. - Childish
专横 Bossy.
爱吹牛 Blowhard.
- 小气 - 易怒 - Cheap. - Moody.
但是一点都不蠢 对不 But not stupid, okay?
Molly得明白恶语伤人六月寒哪 Molly's got to understand that words hurt.
谢了 你们真是会鼓舞人啊 Thanks. You guys are really cheering me up.
还有爱讽刺 你的另外一个特点 And sarcastic! That's another one that you are.
先提醒你一下 Just giving you a heads-up.
我可能要和炖锅女士 I might be writing a book on cabbage
合写一本关于卷心菜的书 with that Crock-Pot lady.
当然是写完咱们的书以后 I'll honor our deal first.
我只是想先把话说清楚了 I just wanted to put it out in the open.
好吧 再次声明 我没说他蠢 Okay, for the record, I did not say he was stupid.
我是说别表现那么蠢 I was saying don't be stupid.
很大区别啊 Big difference.
一个很刻薄 One is being mean,
另一个是阻止他的愚蠢表现 and the other is keeping him from being stupid.
这么说你是在担心他啊 So, it was him you were worried about?
当然 Yes.
你可真是个好妻子 What a good wife you are.
不好意思 但是外面那些人 I'm sorry, but those people out there are judging us
对我们的一举一动一言一行都要加以评论 on every word we say and every move we make.
你管他们怎么想呢 What do you care what they think?
因为现在这是我们生活的一部分了 Peggy Because this is part of the world we live in now, Peggy...
芝加哥文坛精英 如果我们想成功 Chicago's literary elite... and if we want to be successful,
我们就得融进去 we better play the game.
你融吧 我看着 You play, I'll watch.
好吧 Fine!
给新人的派对吗 This is a party for up-and-comers?
好 新人来了 Well, here I come.
Molly Molly?
咋了 What?
搞定他们 Go get 'em.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 这一轮 All right, this is the final question
的最后一个问题了 先生们 of the round, gentlemen.
效力于双城队的他长居本垒打首席之位 This deadly Twin is their all-time home run leader.
Harmon Killebrew 573次本垒打 Harmon Killebrew... 573 home runs.
外号"杀手"的美国职业棒球手 早年效力于明尼苏达双城队
回答正确 That is correct!
看到没 这大脑袋可不仅仅为戴大帽子而生 See? That big head isn't just for big hats.
对头 我可能是不太懂书啊艺术啊 Yeah, I might not know about books or art,
但是1954年来每个小熊队队员的名字我都知道 but I can name every Cub since 1954.
我还可以重造任何美国产汽车 I can also rebuild any American-made car.
我还可以准确的引用 And I can quote practically every line
Al Pacino在所有电影里的台词 Al Pacino has ever said on film.
电影<教父>的主演
电影<冲突>里他说什么了 What about Serpico?
"我在这个部门格格不入" "I'm a marked man in this department."
我没看过 但是我肯定你说的很对 I've never seen it, but I'm sure that's right.
是啊 Yeah!
嘿 Hey.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey! - Hey!
嘿 Hey!
你好 Hello.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
谈呗 不过先告诉你 我们正在进行 Go ahead, but just so you know, we're in the middle
一场激烈的智力问答 不管你信不信 of a pretty heated trivia game, and-and believe it or not,
我可是队伍的智囊 I'm the brains of the group.
我一点也不吃惊 Well, it doesn't surprise me.
我们都快震惊死了 It shocked the hell out of us.
在派对上你可觉得我不够聪明 You didn't think I was too smart at that party.
派对上的任何事我都不确定 Oh, I wasn't too sure of anything at that party.
而且你走以后 丢脸大反转啊 And after you left, it took a pretty humiliating turn.
还是在我临走从楼梯上摔下来之前 And that's before I fell off the stairs on the way out.
至少楼梯没说你蠢啊 At least the stairs didn't call you stupid.
是啊 但是我把雕像撞倒的时候他说我了 No, but the statue did when I knocked him over.
他们一点幽默感也没有 Those guys have no sense of humor.
对不起 我真是个傻瓜 I'm sorry! I-I was an idiot.
我只是很紧张 被那些人吓到了 And I just got nervous and intimidated with those people.
我都发泄到你身上了 And I put it all on you.
我懂 I get it.
- 你能原谅我吗 - 有个条件 - You forgive me? - On one condition.
随便说 Anything.
能加入我们的智力问答队伍吗 Can you join our trivia team?
我们已经被打的屁滚尿流了 We're getting our asses handed to us!
就像我说的 我居然算是队伍里面聪明的 Like I said... I'm the smart one of the group.
嘿 那是因为我擅长的类别还没出来呢 Hey, that's because my category has not come up yet.
好吧 我的专长是音乐 Okay, uh, my area of expertise is music.
尤其是R&B Specifically R & B.
你知道Marvin Gaye的爸爸 Did you know that Marvin Gaye's father
是个受命的牧师但是从来没爱过他的儿子吗 was an ordained minister but never loved his son?
恩 还有你知道 Hmm? And you know...
"坐在 坐在" "Sit... Sittin' on..."
"坐在 坐在码头 "Sittin' on... Sitti'' on the Dock of the...
码头" 离开一下下啊 the Dock..." Excuse me.
比魔咒还灵啊 Hey, that works like a charm.
屡试不爽 Every time.
没有 我逗你呢 Nah, I'm just kidding.
噢 Oh!
又一个派对啊 Another party.
你确定你这次希望我去吗 Are you sure you want me to go to this one?
我又胖又呆 I am big. I am oafy.
我还喜欢迷你汉堡包 I like mini-hamburgers.
更喜欢谈论它们 And I like talking about them even more.
你不会让我丢脸的 You can't embarrass me.
我不在乎那些人怎么想 I don't care what those people think.
好吧 那你得知道我打算说一些 Well, you should know I'm planning on uncorking
工作上听来的笑话 some new jokes that I heard at work,
那些和跟厕所无关的 and the ones that aren't toilet-based...
都很肮脏哟 real dirty.
Mike 你得去这个派对 Mike, you're going to this party.
该死 你觉得我丢脸的时候 Damn it. It was a lot easier to get out of these things
我可是容易脱身多了 when you were ashamed of me.
听着 我知道这个派对肯定会很糟糕 Look, I know this party is gonna be horrible,
但是我只想和你分享我的痛苦 but I wouldn't want to share my misery with anybody but you.
真贴心 That's sweet.
噢 对了 周六晚上别安排事 Carl过生日 Oh, by the way, save Saturday night for Carl's birthday.
我们打算一起看三部<教父> We're gonna watch all three Godfathers.
而且我要把Al Pacino的台词全部唱出来 I'm gonna karaoke all of Al Pacino's lines.
你今晚不用去了 You don't have to go tonight.
呼哈 Hoo-ha!
蠢的跟狐狸一样 Stupid like a fox!
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